If you wanna be my lover...

GiRlS bE MaKeN mY MoWwFF WaTeRr. i LiKe DaA pUsSy!! Haha isn't it funny how the only black spice girl is named "Scary Spice"? WEIRD. Posh spice is probably the ugliest one, and she married to David Beckham (probably the hottest guy ever minus Chase Crawford). God, David is a dip shit. He can totally do a lot better. Next, Sporty Spice...YOU'RE A MAN. hahaha. The rest of them, you're not famous enough for me to remember what your names are. FAIL. On the brightside, The Spice Girls look awfully classy. :)