I Sill Love Her.

This is what I told my next door the other day, and she told me to fuck off. I was pretty upset. Okay, it all started like this...She went work the other morning, and I decided I liked her and I would tell her in the afternoon that I loved her. I waited all day by my window, so I could run out as soon as she got home. After 5 hours of waiting by my window, she finally got home. She looked just as beautiful as ever. She was wearing her spiked silver necklace that really brings her daily black outfit out. Her knee high boots with the spikes on the tips looked so shiny and attractive in the sun that day. Her chains dangling off her jeans gave off the same affect! She just looked overall...BEAUTIFUL. ;) Anyway, back to the point. I sprinted out of my house to tell her I loved her when I accidently said "I enjoy a good spanking!" I sometimes have bad terrets and shout things like that. She looked at me and told me to fuck off. I went back into my house kind of upset, sat down, played some Steve Salazar music, and jacked off to my favorite Justin Bieber poster. It was a day I'll never forget because she told her little brother, and now all he does is tease me. I'm a middle-aged man, and I'm being bullied by a 15 year old. All I do is win, right?

I Love To Stalk People.

I'm in Digi Toolz, and it's pretty darn boring. I'm also pretty pissed because profilestalk.com isn't working at school. That's practically all I do here. How else can I computer stalk some 16 year old kids over the internet. I stalk at least 40 people a day. Nobody stalks people that much. I am so pround. Anyway...my mom won't buy me a year book either. They probably already sold out, but my mom said she would go to the office today, but she did not. What a damn hoe. Seriously, Profilestalk.com needs to start working, and my mom needs to go die right now. Wow, another year has gone by. ANOTHER YEAR OLDER...HELL YES!! Oh yeah, this is a picture of one of the 16 year old girls I am stalking over the internet. I want to meet her in real life.

I Kiss His Posters!

Justin, i'd just like to say...I loved you before the all the fame, before all of the 10 year old girls screaming over you, and before all the big posters that now surround my neighbor's room. i used to sit on my computer all day and watch your youtube videos. My mom said that my obsession was unnatural, but that's just normal for a man in his 40's. RIGHT? Well anyway, I very much enjoyed when you looked younger. You looked a lot more attractive. You were like 10 in this picture right? Just mu type. NO WORRIES THOUGH. I still love you. Call me, please...we can meet up at McDonald's or something. 360-298-3008 ;)

JUST FORGET ABOUT CHLOE, GO FOR BEN!

Looky here, fellers!! IT'S MY HUSBAND. I know that I am a 42 year old gentleman, but I cannot help myself. When I listen to this guy's music is just blows me out of my pants. His lyrics give me a major boner, and I just wish I can meet him so he can sing me his original song named "Chloe" (my favorite-est song by him). I already researched his phone number. I know what your thinking...I'm lucky right? I had to call this 13 year old girl and threaten her with my overly deep voice to get the number though. She was kind of scared. Anywho, I have it, and I maybe I'll get him to sing to me over the phone. Maybe i'll have the 10 year old girl that lives down the hall to ask him since he will probably be creeped out by my manly voice. The song "Chloe" was meant to be for a lady friend, I am sure. But that surely doesn't matter to me. And before I hang up, I will tell him how I feel about him. I love him. Steve Salazar...WILL YOU MARRY ME?! :)

If you wanna be my lover...

GiRlS bE MaKeN mY MoWwFF WaTeRr. i LiKe DaA pUsSy!! Haha isn't it funny how the only black spice girl is named "Scary Spice"? WEIRD. Posh spice is probably the ugliest one, and she married to David Beckham (probably the hottest guy ever minus Chase Crawford). God, David is a dip shit. He can totally do a lot better. Next, Sporty Spice...YOU'RE A MAN. hahaha. The rest of them, you're not famous enough for me to remember what your names are. FAIL. On the brightside, The Spice Girls look awfully classy. :)

my main bitch nicki!!!

This is my home girl Nicki. She kind of has a penis, but it is okay because she's a lesbian. Which makes her a boy pretending to be a girl, but she still likes girls. So she's actually straight, but she appears lesbian. HAHHAHAHAHA

Who's The Biggest Dumbass?

Zoe Witt is the biggest Dumbass.