I Kiss His Posters!

Justin, i'd just like to say...I loved you before the all the fame, before all of the 10 year old girls screaming over you, and before all the big posters that now surround my neighbor's room. i used to sit on my computer all day and watch your youtube videos. My mom said that my obsession was unnatural, but that's just normal for a man in his 40's. RIGHT? Well anyway, I very much enjoyed when you looked younger. You looked a lot more attractive. You were like 10 in this picture right? Just mu type. NO WORRIES THOUGH. I still love you. Call me, please...we can meet up at McDonald's or something. 360-298-3008 ;)

JUST FORGET ABOUT CHLOE, GO FOR BEN!

Looky here, fellers!! IT'S MY HUSBAND. I know that I am a 42 year old gentleman, but I cannot help myself. When I listen to this guy's music is just blows me out of my pants. His lyrics give me a major boner, and I just wish I can meet him so he can sing me his original song named "Chloe" (my favorite-est song by him). I already researched his phone number. I know what your thinking...I'm lucky right? I had to call this 13 year old girl and threaten her with my overly deep voice to get the number though. She was kind of scared. Anywho, I have it, and I maybe I'll get him to sing to me over the phone. Maybe i'll have the 10 year old girl that lives down the hall to ask him since he will probably be creeped out by my manly voice. The song "Chloe" was meant to be for a lady friend, I am sure. But that surely doesn't matter to me. And before I hang up, I will tell him how I feel about him. I love him. Steve Salazar...WILL YOU MARRY ME?! :)

If you wanna be my lover...

GiRlS bE MaKeN mY MoWwFF WaTeRr. i LiKe DaA pUsSy!! Haha isn't it funny how the only black spice girl is named "Scary Spice"? WEIRD. Posh spice is probably the ugliest one, and she married to David Beckham (probably the hottest guy ever minus Chase Crawford). God, David is a dip shit. He can totally do a lot better. Next, Sporty Spice...YOU'RE A MAN. hahaha. The rest of them, you're not famous enough for me to remember what your names are. FAIL. On the brightside, The Spice Girls look awfully classy. :)